The little boy adventurer descends into the labyrinth beneath his homestead. His steps are slow, and methodical. His nerves flare, but he ignores them; he cannot afford to be frightened.
Somewhere in that unrelenting darkness hides a monster. This creature is notoriously evil, and infamously grotesque. It is known as the destroyer of laughter, the killer of joy, and the devourer of children. He marches towards the essence of nightmares armed with only his father's flashlight and older brother's BB-gun, yet the adventurer remains undaunted.
“Alright Boogeyman,” he barks, reaching the last step. “Playtime is over.”
Daniel Chambers
Sunday, August 8, 2010
Sunday, August 1, 2010
The Triumvirate of Cheese
In the Land of Cheese, there are three who stand above all other cheesekind as the sharpest, most pungent, and purest of rennent: Cheddar, Monterey, and Blue, like the sides of a triangle, are a strong union.
The trio overcame the fascist Mozzarella revolt, and filled the hole after the annexation of the neutral Swiss.
They survived the crippling Parm epidemic, and held through the battle of Havarti Hill, staving off the armies of the Marble Empire.
And, it has been said that these three titans will continue to reign through to the end of days, until the Great Whizzening.
Daniel Chambers
The trio overcame the fascist Mozzarella revolt, and filled the hole after the annexation of the neutral Swiss.
They survived the crippling Parm epidemic, and held through the battle of Havarti Hill, staving off the armies of the Marble Empire.
And, it has been said that these three titans will continue to reign through to the end of days, until the Great Whizzening.
Daniel Chambers
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