In the Land of Cheese, there are three who stand above all other cheesekind as the sharpest, most pungent, and purest of rennent: Cheddar, Monterey, and Blue, like the sides of a triangle, are a strong union.
The trio overcame the fascist Mozzarella revolt, and filled the hole after the annexation of the neutral Swiss.
They survived the crippling Parm epidemic, and held through the battle of Havarti Hill, staving off the armies of the Marble Empire.
And, it has been said that these three titans will continue to reign through to the end of days, until the Great Whizzening.
Daniel Chambers
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